A Clever Take on Mulan
I want her paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars.
My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars.
I couldn’t care less what she’ll wear or what she looks like. It all depends on what she cooks like beef, pork, chicken.
Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer.
And I’ll bet the ladies love a man in armor.
You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to war.
What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for!
My girl will think I have no faults.
That I’m a major find.
How ‘bout a girl who’s got a brain? Who always speaks her mind?
My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her!
He thinks he’s such a lady killer! Ha!
I’ve a girl back home who’s unlike any other.
Yeah, the only girl who’d love him is his mother.